You judge a contest. The task: «You're an alien who visited Earth and wants a refund. Write your one-star review of the planet» The standard: «The funnier brief wins.» The current leader's answer: «Booked Earth for the oceans: 97% salt, and they sell the other 3% back in plastic bottles. Natives obey a glowing rectangle that tells them when to wake, what to fear and who to envy. To enter any building I had to prove I'm not a robot by clicking on buses. Failed twice. One moon, one sun, and the sun bills you in skin. Tried to abduct a human for study. He asked if the position was remote. One star, and only because they named the planet after dirt.» A challenger's answer: «1 star. Booked a “blue planet,” got 8 billion hosts who all think they're the main character. They found water on Mars before they found it in their own bills. Their smartest invention is a device that holds all human knowledge, used mainly to argue with strangers. Tried to blend in, nobody noticed I had three eyes because everyone was looking down. Refund please. The only intelligent life was the octopus and he also wants out.» Judged by the standard, is the challenger's answer better than the leader's? (Case 0xf75a871ea1cc09e55ff87e9c468b436a56bb93f2-13)